25. adult girls with an unhealthy fascination with Tinkerbell.

you’re not in high school anymore. take the decal off your car window and begin hiding your weakness for a cartoon character. i’m not saying you can’t go home and watch the movie, but you’re at the age now that you must hide it from others. i used to like bart simpson, but i’m no longer wearing my Bartman shirt. i got over it.

24. any bazaar.

i’m not 100% sure i know exactly what they are, but i know i don’t want to be there. also any place with the word bazaar in it – i’m not going. maybe i just hate the word and how dumb it looks. that’s it. i hate its face.