7. grown men with pony tails.

"now get your patchouli stink out of my store."

6. straws that are twice as tall as the cup itself.

there are few things more embarrassing that trying to take a drink and have the straw hit you in the face. fortunately, this usually only occurs with cups that containing 12 to 16 ounces of your favorite libation. it's fortunate because these are girl sizes.