22. swallowing the pockets of powder that failed to properly mix in hot chocolate.

21. bumper stickers that fail to properly describe who the driver really is.

i understand "your kid beat up my honor student" and "God is your co-pilot", but where is the "I'm too self-absorbed to care about my kids" or "I blame society for my actions, not myself"? at least those are accurate.

20. the high percentage of fictional planet names that contain the letters 'v', 'x', or 'z'.

why is it always Vartex, Xenum, Zortax, Xurtam, etc? what's wrong with Coshan or Hantin?

19. donut shops that make bear claws.

it's a donut. not an animal cracker.