5. men who buy a nintendo wii.

turn in your man-card. you haven't used it for awhile and it's better to sever all ties. a wii is for the same 13 year old girl who text messages. those who buy them obviously can't hang with today's real games and must resort to games about cooking and swinging a hula-hoop.

congratulations on buying 1998 hardware and graphics. how's your VCR with commercial skipping capability?

4. men who text message each other.

there's two rules to text messaging. 1) must be female. 2) must be under 14 years old. if you don't fit those criteria, knock it off and go do something manly (break something or pee standing up).

3. spelling, "activities".

it's worse than mississippi. with all its t-i and v-i combinations. i can't be crossing t's and dotting i's all day. who has time for that?

if you don't believe me, try writing "activities" in lowercase, not typing. typing is for girls. or worse, try resisitivities.