27. anyone still using a floppy disc.

trust me. they're out there and it bugs the heck out of me. and don't get me started on zip drives either. these people need to put down their walkman's and upgrade to the 21st century.

26. the name Lloyd.

double l's throw me off everytime. doesn't make any sense to me.

25. adult girls with an unhealthy fascination with Tinkerbell.

you’re not in high school anymore. take the decal off your car window and begin hiding your weakness for a cartoon character. i’m not saying you can’t go home and watch the movie, but you’re at the age now that you must hide it from others. i used to like bart simpson, but i’m no longer wearing my Bartman shirt. i got over it.

24. any bazaar.

i’m not 100% sure i know exactly what they are, but i know i don’t want to be there. also any place with the word bazaar in it – i’m not going. maybe i just hate the word and how dumb it looks. that’s it. i hate its face.

23. men who wear bracelets.

i really don't think any jewelry is acceptable. this includes rings (except for wedding rings, which is only for the wives anyway), necklaces, lip rings, nose rings, tongue bars, earrings, spikes, or horns.

but i'm also not a fancy man.

22. swallowing the pockets of powder that failed to properly mix in hot chocolate.

21. bumper stickers that fail to properly describe who the driver really is.

i understand "your kid beat up my honor student" and "God is your co-pilot", but where is the "I'm too self-absorbed to care about my kids" or "I blame society for my actions, not myself"? at least those are accurate.

20. the high percentage of fictional planet names that contain the letters 'v', 'x', or 'z'.

why is it always Vartex, Xenum, Zortax, Xurtam, etc? what's wrong with Coshan or Hantin?

19. donut shops that make bear claws.

it's a donut. not an animal cracker.

18. people who have the nerve to eat a sandwhich with a fork.

17. any song that repeats a chorus four or more times.

i'm alive
i'm alive
i'm alive
i'm alive

i'm alive
i'm alive
i'm alive
i'm alive

i'm alive
i'm alive
i'm alive
i'm alive

i'm alive
i'm alive
i'm alive
i'm alive

16. taking off a wet shirt.

it's even worse if it's from sweat, but it can be fun taking off someone else's wet shirt.

15. braking through green lights due to traffic.

or when two sets of lights are 250 feet apart. just terrible.

14. man caves.

it's a basement or forgotten room in the back of a house, not a place where 'men can be men'. a old pool table and old 27" tube tv is nothing to draw attention to or be proud of.

13. when your body aches after playing video games all day.

why do my fingers hurt so much, tiger woods?

12. inspirational quotes from anonymous

"to those who can dream, there is no such place as faraway." - anonymous

yuck.

11. men who blog.

why do i know how to blog, but not fix my car or do my own plumbing. we are half of what men used to be. of course, i mostly blame women. when did we have to start caring about our feelings?

10. the horrible selection of music we allow arenas to play during sporting events.

is anything worse than the baha men's, "who let the dogs out"? i submit that there is not.

9. anyone that says "vay-cay" instead of vacation.

is it really that necessary to sound like a sissy.

8. having your belt touch the inside of a urinal forcing you to either throw it away or try to ignore the fact you now have to touch it.

obviously, this is faced only by men or tranny's.